former yugoslavian Democratic People's Republic of Poleand

The Poleish army has recently been established, simply by creating this post. The military consists of seven Caucasians, one Indian, one Korean, one Chinese, and one jakb. The air forces consist of oxygen, ozone, and vapor. Our nation is landlocked. However, we have a giant cruise ship which is pretty much a hotel with small windows. Our army's motto is "All whites are racist, we know because we are white." If you happen to need any more info, please end yourself because you actually don't need any. If you won't commit suicide, we will do the job for you with our brand new heavily armed forces.

New Province

4/19/2016

Poleand has recently added "Hill" to its list of territories. It is literally just a hill. We are 74% sure that we're 100% sure that there are no demonic rituals held on this hill. ~jakb smif

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Recently, the Polian triarchy has discovered (totally without the help of gret wal of china) an ancient picture of more ancient pottery. It depicts Poleand's long history of memes. It is pictured below:

~jakb smif

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Official Game of Poleand

4/19/2016

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The game of Four Illuminati has recently been voted as the official game of Poleand, with Hostile Monkey in the middle coming in second. Four Illuminati is essentially Four Square with slightly smaller squares and drawings of pyramids with eyes in the middle of the squares.
~Jakb Smif

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Website Created

4/15/2016

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This website is currently under construction, but I got it up.

All hail the glow cloud.
-Sir Waffle

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