Entrance

In order to earn the legal status, you must pick one of two things to do upon entering Poleish territory.
Option 1: Become an official citizen.
You can become an official citizen of Poleand by yelling "HEIL SATAN" in Poleish territory. Simple as that. However, we do not worship Satan under any other circumstances in Poleand.
Option 2: Pay up.
The second option to earn a legal status in Poleand is to pay a fee of $69.99 plus shipping and handling. Doing this will grant you a legal status, but not a citizen status. So, if you want to become a citizen, Satan it is.
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